Kampung Pig

Piggy snort when shes drowsy
Piggy snort when shes starving
Piggy snort when shes fart out of the blue
Piggy snort when shes sad
Piggy snort when shes emo
Piggy snort when shes happy
Piggy snort becos shes a pig

All of a sudden shes think of coffee altho she don’t drink coffee *weird*
*Piggy loves ICE LEMON TEA*
* Piggy is a carbonated drink lover*
*Piggy hates plain water*
*Piggy hates to wee wee*
*Piggy loves to OSC*
One say, this pig is outlandish.. (Kowtowed)

Piggy has billion of things in her to-do-list
Bt this pig is tooo slothful to be sinful *Snort*

A born-to-be storyteller ?
Nah !! This pig has the ability of blowing water only
Bt the children loves it
Its fun thou,
When some1 appreciate ur masterpiece

Taa !!