Jan 1, 2008

New Year, New Resolution - 2008


Happie new year

New Year, new resolution again
This year my New Year resolution is not goin to make any resolutions
*evil grin*

OK so every year many of us make New Years Resolutions only to find that by the end of January we haven't been able to meet our goals.
*snort*

But this year I am going to accomplish this resolution

Here is it :--

1. I will drive safely and slowly – so I can stop being nagged by my parents
2. I will keep an extra safe distance when driving behind or beside police cars
3. Read fewer books. A little learning is a dangerous thing.
Too much of it can really wreck your head.
4. I will get my weight down below 60 kg,
I will watch my calories until I get below 190,
I will follow my new diet religiously,
I will try to develop a realistic attitude about my weight.
I hope this year; I will be able to make it
Although I’ve been telling this over and over for so many years
5. Watch more TV. It's very educational.
Catch up on all those programs you missed down the years.
6. Draw up a list of people who were nasty to you in the past year,
get your own back on them in the next year! (ngek ngek ngek)
7. Eat more nice things like candy, chocolates, popcorn and ice cream.
Eat less crap like fresh fruit, and vegetables
8. Work less. Take it easy. All work and no play can make you goes crazy
9. Play more computer games.
Scientists say they're good for you and improve your visual skills.
But you always knew that.
10. Take up some worthwhile new habit, like smoking –
it helps keep tobacco workers in jobs
11. I will see my dentist this year.
12. I will not take a drink or supper after 1 a.m
13. Club less, talk less, drink less but fart more
14. I will try to control my temper
15. I will not spend my money frivolously –
I need to stop being a shopaholic
16. I resolve to stop bullying my younger brother and Linda
17. I will not kick or stand on anyones feet while I’m walking
18. Earn more money so I can shop more *snort*
19. Graduate immediately and look for a job to pay on my dept
20. Look for a job tat Allow me late to work and letting me go back earlier
21. High salary but work less
22. Get someone to sponsor on all my clothes, accessories, pda, lap-top and etc

Upon all of the resolution that I’ve made
I guess I need to set another resolution
- I need to stop my favorite hobby of the year (daydreaming) –
I shall just focus on what I can achieve
I have been far too unrealistic in years past.
No more feeling like a total failure when I give up on my resolutions

Anyhoo there you have it.
My resolutions for 2008.
Some people may call them “negative and unhealthy”,
but I prefer the term “attainable goals”.

Basically I have worked tirelessly in setting New Year's Resolutions every January 1st.
While I'm not always the best at keeping them,
I'm consistent, and I'm sure this year will be better than ever before.
I don't like to brag, but I thought maybe you'd enjoy seeing the progress I've made.
by -- Lynette

Happy New Year. I’ve got to go.
Taa !!

5 comments:

wwh86 said...

diet wht la... canot save ady...

L-net said...

Wat kenot save ?
U'r da 1 who kenot b save ....
GrrRRrr!!

Some more altho i'm fat
bt i still looks damn chun *blek*

Me - > S body shape altho im fat
u - > K body shape -_-lll (no eye see at all)

wwh86 said...

u S body shape?? WAHAHAHHAHA!!! round round wan. nice to kick. hehehe

L-net said...

Ya la.. S shape ma
round round in certain area only
nt all lor...

Round = juicy

wwh86 said...

where got round certain area... flat got la... hahahhahahaha