I'm fat *snort*

I'm fat, I'm fat
I���m getting fatter and fatter
*snort*

I eat too much
I have no doubt.
*snort*

Because I am a glutton
I cannot button
Bye-Bye to all my shirts
Or my skirt.

I am now comatose
Because of an overdose
Of food.

I just got home from the restaurant
Where I ate almost anything I want.
I'm now so full I'm going to be sick.
To eat like that I must be a lunatic.

Tomorrow is another day.
I wonder just how much I'll weigh.

I'm fat, I'm fat,
So what if my buttocks
Have to sit in two chairs!
*snort*

My daily supper

shhuuu shuuu !! go away