Short story to share :

A little bird was flying from south to north, east to west during Winter season. It was so cold till the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. (and Hallelujah, the bird is still alive)

While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.
As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was.

The dung was actually thawing him out!
He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.

A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him. (A misleading motion graphic of chocolate fondue) *evil grins*

Morals of the story:
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
(3) And when you’re in deep shit, it’s best to keep your mouth shut!

Source from Tensionnot.com